Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People

1.) Shut the fuck up already.
2.) You are not god's gift, you are moreso a spawn of Eve's evil crotchfruit.
3.) Go choke on your saliva.
4.) I'd love it if you got hit by a semi .
5.) Life is just a series of uncanny experiences.
6.) You can take you _____ and shove it sideways!
7.) I'm sorry, i have to call in dead today.
8.) I'm sorry, but i just don't care..
9.) WHAT THE FIGGITY IS WRONG WITH YOU?
10.) You are profoundly retarded, it's surprising that you can breathe on your own.
(Apparently I'm a very pissy person?)

Nine Things About Myself
1.) I can't wear high-heels otherwise i am taller than some men.
2.) I need music while i work. If i don't have any, i might go bananas.
3.) I have a germ phobia. I'm partially clean enough to eat off of!
4.) I cannot leave the house without brushing my hair.
5.) But i never wear make-up on a usual day.
6.) I love my shapely legs.
7.) While i loathe rat-dogs, i like big dogs.
8.) I really want to play with baby lions .
9.) I think sugarbabies are CREEPY.

Eight Ways To Win My Heart
1.) Tell me I am a human that deserves to be listened to.
2.) Tell me that you like me enough to hang out with me.
3.) Tell me that you trust me enough to pierce you or change your jewelry.
4.) Tell me you love piercings.
5.) Tell me you love cats.
6.) Tell me your family is as nuts as mine and you cannot be scared by them.
7.) Show me that i have something to be proud of.
8.) Don't put me down.

Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot
1.) "I like it, how mu- o fuck no, i don't like it anymore!"
2.) "I wish i was home sleeping."
3.) "where the fuck is the (public transit) bus."
4.) "What to draaaaw?"
5.) "What is wrong with people?"
6.) "What the hell is wrong with kids today?"
7.) "Err, wait-"

Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep
1.) Pee.
2.) Turn on a fan.
3.) Fix my blankets so that they aren't all scrunched up..
4.) Take pills.
5.) Check alarm/cell.
6.) Lay down and remember something i didn't do.

Five Places I Want To Visit
1.) Canada
2.) England/Scotland
3.) Germany/Netherlands/Poland(They really aren't all that far apart. I also just want to visit them for heritage.)
4.) Chernobyl, UKRAINE.
5.) Moscow, Russia.

Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now
1.) Shorts(My parents like to keep the house warm .)
2.) Hair clip.
3.) Night shirt.
4.) Underware.

Three Bands That I Listen To Often
1.) Admuscia
2.) Apoptygma berserk.
3.) God module.

Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1.) Get a male that i love and have sex with for a long time.
2.) Own my own house.

One Confession
1.) I give myself salt burns from chips and sunflower seeds.